a short hike
clear your mind with a satisfying hike.
ace attorney investigations: miles edgeworth
an unfortunate misstep.
blood domination
poorly handled, in every sense of the word.
call of duty (2003)
just flat uninteresting. not bad, just boring.
cave story+
unfortunately, not for me...
celeste
please play it. please.
clustertruck
maybe the worst final impression a game can leave.
coffee talk
an impressively told narrative.
crash bandicoot
high difficulty, low fun...
doki doki dollmaker
i wish there was more fluff!!!
doom
influential, but sufficiently outdated.
doom (2016)
a visceral blast of adrenaline.
final fantasy vii
a damn good JRPG.
forgive me father
cool in concept, questionable in practice.
frog detective 1: the haunted island
a simple, silly time with everyone's favorite detective!
frog detective 2: the case of the invisible wizard
another fun case for the froggiest detective.
frog detective 3: corruption at cowboy county
the best case of frog detective's career, by far.
garden story
an adorable adventure, and nothing more :)
halo: combat evolved
at least it's got the hype moments...
hustle cat
cute cats, cute romance, but i want MORE...
katamari damacy reroll
roll em up, roll em up, roll em up...
kaze and the wild masks
basically indie DKC.
kingdom hearts
a little unpolished, but beautiful nonetheless.
kirby star allies
it's fine. just. fine.
mega man
undercooked, underbaked, the kitchen is burning.
milk inside a bag of milk inside a bag of milk
slightly too direct in its messaging.
momodora: reverie under the moonlight
a totally solid metroidvania!
new super lucky's tale
god, it's just so boring...
oneshot
the fourth wall is just a suggestion.
peggle deluxe
pachinko at its finest.
persona 3 reload
life's worth living, y'know...
phoenix wright: ace attorney - dual destinies
character development NIGHTMARE!
phoenix wright: ace attorney - spirit of justice
a frustrating step back.
pokemon moon
held back by its pokemon roots.
pokemon scarlet
a mess, in the funniest ways.
pokemon sword
flat out boring, especially for pokemon standards.
portal
a decade-defining thriller.
postal: redux
thrilling concept, mixed execution.
prodigal
a cute little zelda-like :)
professor layton and the diabolical box
unfortunately lacking in any hershel layton development.
return of the obra dinn
a truly thrilling mystery through time.
shadow the hedgehog
not even unpolished, it's fucking jagged!
silent hope
how not to make silent protagonists.
sludge life
goodness, it's grimy!
splatoon 3: side order
one of nintendo's few roguelikes, and it's great!
stardew valley
a really neat take on a rather stagnant genre.
superhot vr
my wall may be damaged, but i had a blast!
superliminal
my mind is shaking, arms quaking...
terraria
fun with an expert, FAR too overwhelming alone.
tevi
some of the best bosses in gaming, period.
the great ace attorney: adventures
the first half of something great.
tomb raider (2013)
very, very, aggressively fine.
umurangi generation
the most hopeful apocalypse i've ever seen.
umurangi generation: macro
a more political look at this overrun world.
waialae country club: true golf classics
shit golf... but it was pretty funny!
west of loathing
fantastic style, terrible role-playing.
zero escape: virtue's last reward
great game for 80% of its runtime.
zero escape: zero time dilemma
spectacularly abominable.
